30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

pimpslapped:

Wait


Oh. Oh no. No no. What.

pimpslapped:

Wait

Oh. Oh no. No no. What.

(via pizza)

30 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

30 7 / 2014

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

(via best-of-tumblr)

30 7 / 2014

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

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30 7 / 2014

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via pizza)

30 7 / 2014

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30 7 / 2014

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)

30 7 / 2014

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via pizza)

30 7 / 2014

defranco:

Just, don’t do it. (X)

29 7 / 2014

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via lohanthony)

29 7 / 2014

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

(via pizza)

29 7 / 2014

fishingboatproceeds:

fuckinmiki:

The official poster of the 2015 Women’s World Cup is beautiful

CAN’T WAIT.

Didn’t know this was a thing…

fishingboatproceeds:

fuckinmiki:

The official poster of the 2015 Women’s World Cup is beautiful

CAN’T WAIT.

Didn’t know this was a thing…

29 7 / 2014

(Source: gifmethat, via laugh-addict)

29 7 / 2014

serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

image

wait there’s PORN on netflix?

(Source: kaijuno, via electratart)